This is why we usually wait until the kids go to bed. She says ‘what’s going on in there? Mom are you ok? Is Dad hitting you?’ My husband kept going like a champ but I was laughing so hard. My three-year-old who was down stairs comes up and starts knocking on our bedroom door. I have an ample ass so there is that wonderful slapping noise as he’s thrusting.
So the day he comes home we’re having middle of the day sex and he’s doing me doggy style. He is definitely “ready to go” when he gets home. He is gone for two weeks and comes home for a week. smashton911 Midday visitors with heavy questions He looked over my shoulder at my wife and says ‘What are ya’ll doing?’ Well, that killed the mood real quick.” We didn’t even notice until he quickly jumped onto the bed and jumps on my back. We are under the covers, and it’s a good thing, because my three-year-old son snuck into the room. “One time the wife and I are getting it on first thing in the morning. Digging into the most prolific bastion of cringe and discomfort, Reddit, we found a few deeply uncomfortable sex stories that show just how persistent cringe-y, awkward sex moments can be throughout your lives.
